Eva Marie May Just Be The Best Heel In Wrestling

In an era where liking heels is “cool”, it’s becoming harder and harder to make wrestling fans hate you. Eva Marie is doing it better than anyone in wrestling, whether she means to or not.

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I appreciate the fact that Eva Marie is out there trying to work the crowd, and not just spew lines, but she’s just spewing lines. You could tell she’s improvising a little bit, but she dragged out her two lines into a segment much longer than it should have been.

I bet the NXT writers were like, “Alright, Eva’s not good on the mic, let’s make this easy for her. She’ll come out after Bayley wins, and say, ‘I just wanted to come out here and let you know the inevitable is happening. Next week, you’ll be defending your NXT Women’s Championship against me.’ That’s easy, right? She can’t possibly fuck that up.”

“I JUST HAD TO COME OUT HERE-

*boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*

OKAY, SHUT UP YOU LITTLE DORKS.

*boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*

THE INEVITABLE IS HAPPENING.

*boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*

I JUST HAD TO COME OUT-

*boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*

OKAY BE QUIET.

*boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*

OKAY.

*boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*

*edited “SHUT THE FUCK UP” chants*

I JUST HAD TO COME OUT HERE AND LET YOU KNOW THE INEVITABLE IS HAPPENING. NEXT WEEK, YOU WILL DEFEND YOUR NXT WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST ME.”

*boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*

 

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